Chain Reaction.

We all know how yawning causes more yawning causes more yawning etc. Yawn. I was thinking how fun it would be to yawn at people and created these ever expanding malicious yawn cycles so that when I see someone else yawning I can think to myself that maybe I caused that yawn. Then I realised how lame that was. What I would really like is if flinging steaming shit was catching. Then I could take the biggest crap ever and fling that steamer at our Jacob Zuma. Then, with any luck, everyone in the vicinity would also fling their crap at him and very soon that dumb bastard would be engulfed in a mountain of hot shit, which would slowly fill his lungs and press into his eye sockets. That would be cool.

(original posting on Thursday, April 06, 2006, MySpace)