Nice Boobs.

It's apparently national cleavage day today. Sadly, only a certain demographic are aware of this great idea. It seems, as with all things, the concept has been appropriated and marginalized though sponsorship. Take the ladies at my office for example. They're hot and sassy and fun and on this day, the one day in the year specially put aside to bare the boob, and there's nothing. Nada. Zilch. F-all. Polo necks. And why? Because they listen to the wrong radio station. Station A buys the right to pimp boob day and stations B-Z stay mum about the whole thing. Maybe it's just as well with morons like our ex-VP running around who still thinks that girls dressed up in suggestive clothing are "asking for it".

I wonder if there'll ever be National Dick-Print day. I don't think tights have been in for dudes since the Three Musketeers so we'd probably all rock up in rugby shorts and bike pants. And leather. It would be weird. Not as weird as the comments though, and I for one don't want to spend the day trying to smile and make eye contact with everyone who says, "Nice package". The whole idea has so completely freaked me out that I thought I'd post it up here and see if I could ruin someone else's day.

(original posting on Friday, April 07, 2006, MySpace)