Brain Donor Part 2

The bizarre thesaurus incident is by no means the first weird coincidence that I’ve noticed. Everyday and everywhere the more I look, the more I see. I don’t believe it’s just random. I’m not saying there’s some giant conspiracy at work or such bunk; I just think that patterns are an obvious part of interconnectivity and if one looks hard enough you should be able to see them all.

We are at the threshold of an evolutionary leap. The signs in the external world are everywhere. Nanotech, biotech, genetics, stem cell research…I don’t know anyone who knows anything about any of that shit, but it’s all very important sounding. The Internet is insane and all the while the dark specter of war keeps the world’s rocket scientists working at a feverish pace to push the technological revolution as fast as they can. Bombs are smarter, kids are smarter, computers are smarter- I heard that the cherry tomatoes at Woolies are already smarter than Jacob Zuma. Seriously.

We can rebuild you. Better, stronger, faster.

Everyone knows the connection between a healthy body and a healthy mind. So when the one moves to the next stage, the other is sure to follow. I can feel the change coming. The spiritual paradigm is about to shift. We’re all going to advance to the next level; no one will be left behind.

Some of us be ready and some of us will panic. I’ve learned that panicking is the fastest way to having an uncool time, so I’m planning on being prepared. I’m thinking a lot now. I’m looking at the details, trying to spot the patterns. I’m going to be ready when the time comes. I’m going to be ready to take the next step. In fact, I think I'll stay here on the couch and see if I can’t spot any of those patterns on the TV.